Thrift Store Finds and Never Minds

Thrift Store Finds and Never Minds

You never know what you’re going to find in a thrift store. That’s part of the fascination that keeps me coming back.  Sometimes what you spy is just plain funny and you scratch your head and wonder who owned it…and why.

Is that George Washington crossing the Delaware? On a pair of shorts? OK, then….

Wandering through a thrift store can be like therapy.  You laugh, you feel nostalgic, you feel gratitude, and every now and then, you just may find something that speaks to you.

Like this sweet basket for my bike.  Only $2.90. Now I can run to the market and get milk.

Or these beautiful, hand painted glasses jars. 99 cents each. From their marks, I tracked them down to Hazel Atlas glass company, which went out of business in 1964. They are listed on Ebay for $99 each. Maybe some day I’ll sell them, but for now, I bask in their beauty and my hundredfold score. 

Not to change the subject, but is that Fat Albert on a pair of jeans? See my point?

Happy thrifting…

Everyone should know Malala’s name

I’m as guilty as anyone. I shamelessly follow the petty fights of the housewives.  I concern myself with the state of Khloe’s marriage and I’m more in tune with TMZ than CNN.

One brave little girl named Malala Yousafzai, however, should be headlining in all of our minds.  Malala embodies everything that we so painfully take for granted in this country.  Education for girls, freedom, our right to speak out against oppression.

In case you don’t Malala’s story, here’s a brief summary. She was born and raised in Northern Pakistan.  In 2009 when she was 12, a militant warlord seized control of the region and began closing girls’ schools.  Malala appeared in two short documentaries about the closures and soon became a high profile advocate for girls’ education, even writing a blog for the BBC.  Last October, Taliban gunmen boarded her school bus and shot her in the head and neck.  Miraculously, Malala survived without any brain damage and continues to fight for the right of girls to get an education.  The Taliban vows to go after her again.  When Malala woke up after surgery, she asked for her books.

I’m not saying young girls should forsake Taylor and Selena, but let’s make room for Malala’s voice as well.  Make a shirt that says “I am Malala” and celebrate her birthday, July 12, as Malala day.  Route for her to win the Nobel Peace Prize. And, please, never again say that you’re bored and hate school.

"Wait, What" Moments - Euro Edition

Some things are the same everywhere. Take those scratch your head moments that make you double take and say, “wait…what?”  My encounters with these didn’t stop on international soil.

On a corner in Paris, we spotted this bicycle that was obviously hit (possibly more than once). We felt a little bad chuckling at the bent tires, but couldn’t hold in our laugh when we saw how it was chained up so securely.

I have to say I was a little shocked when I stepped into the shower at a Munich hotel room and saw what was tiled on the walls. It’s one thing to have an irrational fear of clowns, but this happy oom-pah band was no laughing matter.  Turns out, a lot of people share my terror of clowns (coulrophobia). Something to do with disguises, fake emotions, all that make-up, and creepy wigs. Why it was on the shower wall, I’ll never know.

When walking in a little alley in Florence, we did a double take and a head bend when we saw this pizza shop with its signs upside down or backwards. I can’t quite figure out which. Did no one notice this at installation? So confused.

My son was recently in Berlin and sent me this photo.  He stayed in a hotel with a shared toilet, and apparently you weren’t permitted to pee standing up. He was astounded at not just one, but two of the signs. We researched and found out that in Germany and Austria, they design toilets with a shelf and expect people to sit, not stand.  I don’t even want to share anymore on this…

Anyway, the Urban Dictionary defines ‘wait, what’ as “a way of indicating that the thing you or someone else just said makes no sense.” Sometimes that applies to what we see, too.

Thrift Shop Prophecies

There’s nothing like a thrift store to give you a cold reality check on things that are trending down.  Here are a few things I noticed.

Soup tureens.  It’s a sad state of affairs that we don’t have the time or energy to make homemade soup anymore.  This graveyard of soup tureens is a signal that fast food and quick fixes have left us no time for comfort food. Maybe it’s time to slow down…

Tissue boxes.  Oh, what to say about all these plastic tissue box holders. Are they really necessary? The public has spoken and said “no.” Just wish some clever crafter would come up with an alternative idea to upcycle these.

Piggy Banks. I think the proliferation of piggy banks on thrift store shelves says something about the fiscal direction in which we’re heading as a nation.  We’re not teaching our children the value of saving.  This is one trend I hope will reverse itself. 

Coffee Pots. These coffee containers were once modern beyond grandma’s grasp.  It’s amazing to see this lonely line of glass receptacles that has been overtaken by k-cups, pods, and cappuccino makers. 

Never underestimate the forecasting power of a thrift store.

Letter Openers

The next best thing to a hand written letter is a beautiful letter opener. 

Maybe I get sentimental because I know it’s only a matter of time before a letter opener will just be another object from the past.  Between email and online bills, it’s easy to see that one day the children of the world will ponder the purpose of a letter opener.  But for now, I’ll enjoy the variety I find at yard sales and estate auctions.  I think about how many desks they’ve graced, how many hands have held them, and wonder what news they’ve unleashed.  A letter opener can transport you back to an era of waiting for the postman and the drama of the smooth rip across the envelope.

Here are a few favorites…

This one was probably a giveaway from the Fuller Brush man. Apparently, he went door-to-door selling cleaning and personal care products. How Mad Men is this?

I love the smooth elegant hand juxtaposed with the comical face. 

 

This one commemorates the Cunard Ocean Lines Building in NYC at 25 Broadway. Not long after the building was completed in 1920, Cunard suffered during the Great Depression and merged with rival White Star Lines (of Titanic fame) in 1934. As sea traffic continued to decline because of increased competition from air travel, Cunard sold its grand building in 1966.  Ah, but this letter opener still remains after almost 100 years. 

Letter openers. What stories they could tell…

Seattle Surprises

I didn’t know what to expect when I stepped off the plane on Thursday night last week at the Seattle Tacoma airport.  I was just happy I was linking up with my son, Richie, his partner, Ryan, and Ry’s mom, Lisa.  This was to be our 3^rd Annual Mother/Son Road Trip.

In the back of my mind, I thought cold, damp, rainy, and frankly, a little “meh.” Happily, it was clear, mild, and - surprise - sunny and anything but meh.

On the first day, we took a coffee crawl and Ed, our fabulous host, taught us that Starbucks originated in Seattle in 1971 at the Pike Place Market and was named for the first mate, Starbuck, in the novel Moby Dick.  As we progressed to four other coffee shops, we wondered aloud why there were so many in Seattle. Ed speculated about the weather, the laidback culture, the walkable nature of the city, reasonable rents, etc.  Who knows exactly why, but in terms of density, Seattle has 4x as many coffee shops as New York City. 

Our next stop was the “soul of Seattle,” Pike Place Market.  The vibrant flowers beckoned us in and the honeycrisp apple samples brought us to our knees.  The market was alive with energy and we learned that fish really do fly as fishmongers throw them to get wrapped after purchase.  It’s an amazing blend of talent – stand up comedians, singers, performance artists… all while expertly gutting and filleting fish.  

We put nearby Freemont on our agenda for its quirky factor. Unfortunately we went at night and missed the troll under the bridge, but were able to come face to face with the Lenin statue.  An American teaching in Slovakia found the seven ton bronze sculpture lying face down after the Revolution in 1989 and felt compelled to honor its historic and artistic importance.  He mortgaged his home to purchase it and bring it to the US. People seem to love that art itself triumphed over ideology.

The hills were another surprise. Seattle felt a little San Franciscoesque and is actually surrounded by 200 feet of shoreline. A 35-minute ferry to Bainbridge was a must to squeeze into our two-day adventure.  We didn’t know what was more breath taking – the snowcapped Olympic Mountains or the charming harbor as we approached the island.

Although I always thought of grunge rock originating in Seattle, it’s also home base to many businesses including Boeing, Cinnabon, Eddie Bauer, Nordstrom’s and UPS. Not too grungy.  A stunning 36% of Seattleites get to work by foot, bike, or public transportation, including ferry.  And clean and green is always a nice surprise.

The best part of the trip, though? My utter gratitude to be with these people and share in the beauty of our planet.  Here’s to next March and Road Trip #4.

Have a good day, Hon!

Every city has its kitschy charms.  I’d say one of Baltimore’s is how it channels its inner “hon.”  Rather than try to escape its blue collar, waitress, dockworker, beehive hairstyle image, it embraces it in a warm hug and calls it “hon.” The culture of the 1950’s to the 1970’s Baltimore is captured in John Water’s movies, especially Pink Flamingos, where native Waters parodies everything Baltimore.

In 2010, a local businesswoman in Baltimore trademarked the word “hon” for promotional purposes.  Such was an outpouring of outrage, that she relinquished the trademark a year later.  No one can lay claim to the spirit or heart of something. And that’s the very essence of “hon.”